SO DRINKING A MONSTER ENERGY AT 1 A.M. WAS A POWER MOVE IN THE OFFICE, BUT ALSO HIGHLY REGRETTABLE.

Sexuality and stuff 

So yeah, catch me online being a dumb bitch cum slut. Meet me in person and realize I'm going to laugh at your dick and step on you.

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Sexuality and stuff 

Well, "amazing" is relative I guess, because I'm probably very good just playing into other people more than anything. I don't have a lot of technical skill nor any real physical strength.

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Sexuality and stuff 

So I guess the point is, like, I guess my Mistress was right, and I make an amazing dom after all and all my girlfriends are subs and I end up topping them because I'm good at it and enjoy it, even though like, I say I'm totally a bottom, on paper.

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Sexuality and stuff 

I have intense fantasies that wish to be dominated, broken, held down and fucked relentlessly, but that's usually in my mind.

Get down to it physically, and I'm actually really touch averse to teasing and tend to stop people from playing with me while we cuddle. I like being in control and being touched on my terms. I also like pleasing people, but I especially feel more comfortable when I do it how I want to, rather than people holding me down, not that that's bad.

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Sexuality and stuff 

Was kinda thinking today and, as much as I have some of the strongest urges to be a sub, I think I've come to terms that I'm kind of a top?

It's not so much that I "end up topping because I'm surrounded by bottoms" but like, I genuinely have that attitude where I can be a top if I want to?

I like making people squirm. I enjoy saying "good girl/pet/kitty," as they please me. I love power. I love the theatrics of acting high and mighty over people.

"anyone who works too hard finds themselves turning more and more into a cat"

story of my life.

terrible joke 

I finally figured it out, my gender is:

Wow, we didn't expect a commission we asked for in 2016 would get done, but here we are, potentially getting it back 3 years later. Course, at this point, we'll be like, retooling it so it's more in line with what we want now.... anyway expect cheesecake :3

No really, like, I had to actually get to the person who had my phone without proper navigation and thank god I can kinda drive around Oakland, because I almost got really lost.

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Quick introduction of ourselves. We're a system of two median cats who wear a trenchcoat to make up some semblance of a human adult.

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